French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

powerful brown

when you have to pee extremely bad and your girl ties you down in a chair, sits naked on your lap and releases a massive tower of shit that makes you piss yourself badly.

Merlin Miranda and Iesha wills and Brianna Luckett got their revenge on me by beating me up, tieing me down to a chair and performing a powerful brown

by wordup24/7 October 28, 2010

Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.

That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.

by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Browned It

When something goes horrendously wrong.

We’ve missed the train, we’ve browned it lads.

by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025