Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

lifting of the rice bag

A sexual position that has the appearance of lifting of the rice bag

Person 1:My biceps have been getting a good work out lately.
Person 2:Oh you have been lifting of the rice bag with your lady lately.

by nagrathea May 13, 2011

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 13, 2015

Gem bag

: the external pouch that in most mammals contains the testes

Hiding your gem bag behind an athletic cup is the best way to protect the family jewels from harm.

by Hendo83 March 13, 2024

reverse doggy bagging

Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.

My date last night was fantastic, and I even got to take home a reverse doggy bagging!

by Chaz Chesterbottom March 1, 2024

j bag

A nice girl who indulges in sexual activity on a more than usual basis.

you are a j bag (nice female)

by subscribetoeddogameer April 23, 2025

Bag

it is a Mahwah term, which means hook up and it’s only said by the most prestigious people of Mahwah NJ.

“yeah bro i bagged her”
“i’m going to bag him”

by ur fav mahwah whore March 19, 2019