Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Organic Cheese

"Organic Cheese" is basically a bunch of leaves pulled of a tree.

That girl is obsessed with organic cheese! It's annoying!

by NovaDeDark May 30, 2021

Philly cheese steak

The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready

Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night

by DatboiPleb June 2, 2018

Melty cheese

It’s melted cheese that is on a burger

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese

by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020

Cheese Hat

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese

by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025