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One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...
by shomesomethin July 30, 2010
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one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''
-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006
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thats one fucked up nigga

A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.
by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017
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one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017
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The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.
by Pikace April 16, 2004
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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)
Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"
by Duck expert May 27, 2003
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One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis
Need I explain any further
by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003
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