by shomesomethin July 30, 2010

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.
by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
by Pikace April 16, 2004

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.
subject change is recommended before they realise :)
subject change is recommended before they realise :)
Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
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..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
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..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"
by Duck expert May 27, 2003

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003
