cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023

cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

by catlord111 November 17, 2019

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

by mainecoone November 5, 2012

Cat

A cat is a mammal that is furry and has a reputation for being likeable. Cat's are infinitely better than dodges. Oh yeah and they lick people.

I have a cat,

by bigboitoes22 November 4, 2022

Cat

a little furball that is a pain in the asshole

The cat was scratching up my curtains, (slaps the cat)

by Meowscles_Simp69 May 11, 2022

Cat mode

When your cat isn't necessarily in the best place, and you're so distracted you can hardly think about anything else.

I asked Zack to hang out tonight, but he's still in cat mode.

by JellyfishINC January 6, 2017

Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.

Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow

by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023