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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
Damn rea is so Monkey-brained
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
mugGet the monkey-brainedmug.

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
mugGet the Spanking your Monkeymug.

monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
by cock shit November 5, 2020
mugGet the monkey manmug.

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.
Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.
by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008
mugGet the Monkey Bonusmug.

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
mugGet the knob monkeymug.

monkey

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023
mugGet the monkeymug.

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