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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
mugGet the monkeymug.

fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
mugGet the fret monkeymug.

Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
mugGet the Monkeying aroundmug.

anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Monkey ballsmug.

Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012
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Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".
"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"
by LatvianGod May 20, 2023
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