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Brown Betty

The best, most loyal, and beautiful puppy ever! She's my best pal.

Named after the Fringe Episode, she really fit her name..
Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush.. a wild ride.. and a heart of gold.
A fierce spirit, and savior of my life, she earned her wings today, she went home.
Brown Betty Bam Ba Lam.. my goldeneyed girl.. you will be missed, head hand and heart.
by REBel Siren June 2, 2021
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big baller brown eyes

you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE
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dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
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Browning

(Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.

Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.
Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.

Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.
by Jamarii June 11, 2021
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boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes
girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021
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Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.
Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.
by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021
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