The Big Time Rush

Requesting during sex that the girl calls you "Gustavo" instead of daddy. Then when about to climax yelling "Its big time rush baby". All is normally done while wearing a reflective safety vest

Matt gave me "The Big Time Rush" last night. He had me call him Gustavo all night and yelled its big time rush baby when he came.

by Bigdaddydumper69 April 15, 2021

Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

Actor Time

Artful procrastination, typically in the style of an actor intentionally delaying or prolonging a cue so as to build dramatics tension. Usually unsuccessful. Unusually just annoying.

That last scene was SO INTENSE! I couldn't wait to see what he said next.

Yeah, perfect use of actor time.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Time Zonist

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.

Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.

by brgiad May 17, 2021

Time

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school

uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 19, 2021

Patience Time

Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.

“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
“I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”

by lollipopdrop May 21, 2021

Waste Of Time

A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.

Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now

by Arandomstupidperson May 22, 2021