Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Penis

A man's genitals or a person who is annoying/incompetent

That man is a penis

by TheCreatorOfYou March 25, 2022

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021

unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis

i eat unwashed penis

by Stixele January 5, 2025

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021