by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023

by Couchdriver November 1, 2021

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.
by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022
