Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

Cat

In the 1970's Cat was used to describe a person that was hip or cool. They dressed in berets. Most of their clothing was black and white. They hung out in coffee shops. Liked to stand up in front of a Mic and read poetry. They had an aura of being really smart and really mellow.

"Look at that guy over there wearing the beret and reading poetry. He's a really cool cat. "

"Hey cats, wanna come hang with me at the coffee shop?"

by wildindigoprisms June 20, 2021

cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa September 30, 2019

cat

adorable little death machines

dude 1: hey have you seen my cat?

dude 2: no- AHHHHH (DIES)

by Zoyameow October 21, 2023

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Dexter the cat

Dumpster

"What a dexter the cat"

by XBshcbedhvbch August 14, 2023

cat

a creature that is only meant to annoy you.

Im so annoyed by that stupid cat!

by thebigeeee June 27, 2020