urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.

I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Look on your computer screen in the top left corner.

Urban Dictionary: The Best place to find out what your friend means when he called you a guido.

by RicoSwavey July 4, 2009

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.

The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:

man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A great way to define certain words and express your feelings but teachers(Demons in disguise) will not allow this

Urban Dictionary: (ur-ban-Dik-sho-ne-ri) an actual dictionary that everybody loves

by KingOfGopnik November 2, 2019

urban dictionary

the most reliable source of information

I saw it in urban dictionary so it must be true

by Nibber Harambe July 10, 2020

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008