Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

kato curbstop

A freshman girl attending Minnesota State University Mankato who gets basically gets ran through by the entire university

Bill: “Bro, did you end up banging that freshman chick in Preska?”
James: “nah man, the second I pulled down her panties it was very apparent that she was a Kato Curbstop, that shit was like a blown up meat market”

by franztripodbolter September 18, 2020

NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020

mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020

Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain

Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020

finger curl

when you curl your finger and put sugar on it an say to your kid fuck ya and faint

finger curl
kid: my daddy likes sugar so much he inhales it through his nose

Or

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020