kit cat

The best, fluffiest and cutest cat ever. Sweet, soft girly meow. Only problem is she barfs a lot.

My little Kit Cat is the best!

by Meela Wheatley June 17, 2022

Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.

Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Cat

An animal people keep as a pet

Guy 1:I want a cat for a pet
Guy 2:let's go to the pet store then

by Furry animal June 21, 2022

Death Cat

When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”

“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street

by Someone_Randum June 21, 2022

Cat

Just there not doing anything

Look at my cat he’s sleeping

by My bfs dumb June 22, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022