Cum

Cum is a tasty, salty white cream. Often used in pastries

“Hey Mike! Would you like a cum filled donut?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.

Cum inside me

by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023

cum

For men, the white gel that comes out of your dick when you attain sexual pleasure.
For women, the mess which you cause when you attain sexual pleasure

Oh yeah, oh yeah, you are gonna make me cum. Please don't stop. Yes, Yes. Go on. Oh fuck. You are so naughty.

by Katt1234pwbepq;wa.sx h September 15, 2022

Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

cums

a term used to express something that is cool, awesome, sick, good, basically positive

baaaabee that dress fucking cums!

by keisicky May 9, 2023

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021