Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”
Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024
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Nut money

Money used to clean up after Nutting.
Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."
by DontUseNutMoneyKids April 05, 2017
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nut in yo bish like water

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.
by splash on ya bish like water February 16, 2017
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dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time
she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts
by tityass April 07, 2016
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Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.
"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"
by NuttingEtiquette May 15, 2018
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spinal nut

A spinal nut occurs when your spinal fluid washes your brain of waste toxins.

The waste management system (called the glymphatic system) is a series of tubes that carry fresh fluid into the brain, mix the fresh fluid with the waste-filled fluid that surrounds the brain cells, and then flush the mix out of the brain and into the blood. This occurs primarily during deep sleep.

The action of the spinal fluid leaving the spinal cord is known as a “spinal nut”.
I’m very tired, I’m gonna go to bed and get in a nice spinal nut, tonight.
by Busta Spines October 08, 2022
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Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
by RealTalkGirl2020 March 09, 2020
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