A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025

Red Dye 40

Be it the fairest of alabaster red-heads to the bronzed and ravishing red-bones, they all have that Red Dye 40 in them. It's what makes them oh so irresistible, but oh so toxic if you aren't careful.

"Oh man. What happened? Who punched you?"

"Peaches found out I cheated."

"Awe, you know she's got that Red Dye 40 in her!"

by RedDye40 February 7, 2025

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

Sexyy Red

THE HOODS HOTTEST PRINCESS

I wanna be like "sexyy red when i grow up"

by DaChosenHo February 11, 2025

Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!

"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner

by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025

red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025