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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.
Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.
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New 10 and 2

Driving with 10 fingers and 2 hands at the top of the steering wheel
Seen this girl driving the new 10 and 2
by Joe man March 24, 2024
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Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.
Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.
by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024
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New Word

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Word New

Urban Dictionary: What is the point of this word?

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