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Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.
Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?
Monkey-brain by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

monkey burger 

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.
a person whom you love more than the universe, someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
You are my monkey, I could never live without you.
Monkey by monkeylover888 July 30, 2023

monkey backpack 

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached
I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
monkey backpack by seenbean August 1, 2023

monkey knot 

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
monkey knot by nbkNova August 9, 2023
Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.
Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?