The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
by C L G January 31, 2021

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.
by j0ejxxxj November 1, 2024

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.
by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really
And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.
by APeter July 23, 2016
