dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Browning

(Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.

Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.

Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.

Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.

by Jamarii June 11, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick

"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."

by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024

Huntington Hot Brown

It is when the town of Huntington floods, and a fresh turd floats out of the flooded sewers. A Crack whore finds it and mistakes it for a tube of lipstick.

Hey how bad was the rain your way?

It was bad enough that a tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown.

by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024