by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017
Get the Circus Monkeymug. “Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”
by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024
Get the The Monkey Bridgemug. When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face
by James Swindell August 20, 2024
Get the monkey knucklemug. When something does not make sense
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024
Get the Monkey Bootymug. When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkeymug. A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023
Get the Monkey in the Middlemug. Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022
Get the Monkey dustmug.