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Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.
"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"
by J-dog April 25, 2005
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breed my hole

When a straight man and a gay man have sex and the gay man cums in the straight mans ass hole
My wife is going on vacation for a week.I want you to breed my hole
by Pseudonymsarebae November 24, 2016
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Made my Monday

also known as MMM; Appropriate phrase when someone has either made your day on a Sunday night, and it can hold you through Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Can also be used any time of the week when you haven't fully made their week.
Dude, that video on YouTube was so great Saturday, it made my Monday.
by yourhighschoolstalker February 21, 2011
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schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006
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All My Children

On January 5, 1970 All My Children first came onto daytime television. The show takes place in Pine Valley, a town where more people have gotten away with murder and “died” then came back from the dead. The main families on the show are the Martins, the Kanes, the Cortlandts, the Chandlers, and so many more. Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) and Joe Martin (Ray MacDonnell) are the only original characters and cast members still on the show. Erica Kane is probably the most known and loved actress on the show (she’s been on since it first aired.) Erica has been married more times than anyone can count and has been in jail quite a few times as well. All my Children is probably the most beloved soap opera on television today. Many of the viewers have been watching it since day one.
Barb: What's the first thing on your Tivo season pass?
Sandy: All my Children, of course
Barb: I should have known that!
by Maddie Kate September 26, 2008
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My Chemical Romance

What can I say about this band....hmmm, well first off, if you like them you are either a fucking fag, or have serious mental problems. They are not punk, they ARE emo, wich by the way, is short for "emotional rock". they suck, are gay and the singer looks ike a fucking girl. listen to some real music, you fucking faggots.
by Jim September 25, 2005
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my pants are on fire

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.
call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!
by tokyo rose February 24, 2007
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