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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

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Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:
"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"
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team red

Nickname from computer and tech enthusiasts for AMD, Intel's and Nvidia's main rival in the CPU and GPU market respectively. Comes from how their logos and packaging are mainly in red.
Team Red has absolutely demolished Intel's consumer product lineup this year.
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red enchiladas

A sex act where a guy has sex with a gurl that's on her period.
"Yo, me and Emily are going to perform Red Enchiladas!"
by pppoooiihh December 10, 2018
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red dawn

Referring to a specific sexual act performed between two lesbians, known as scissoring, can only be performed when at least one woman is mestruating.
Sandra and Michelle red dawn-ed last night.
by spamella October 17, 2011
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.
April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was
by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021
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