Urban Dictionary

A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.

"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary

the website your on right now

seriously why the hell did you search this up.

urban dictionary

by haha yez April 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!

Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.

by hellomam June 14, 2019

urban dictionary

listen here you little shit

urban dictionary

by monica changekor November 25, 2021

Meet the urban dictionary

You can visit the website at anytime you want and you can have a conversation on it.

Meet the urban dictionary. UD Oh hello nice to meet you what’s your name. My name is Miles Idres Guthrie Jules Gauguier.

by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017