Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.

I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

by Iwanttobakepizzatoprocastinate November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Used to be a dictionary for slang but that was before I was even born. It now has about 7 million definitions from everything to bizarre sex positions to extremely biased definitions of celebrities or a combination of the two.

Urban dictionary is a dictionary for slang. Well it was 20 years ago.

by DaSluttyMary April 21, 2019

urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.

by campsell$ March 6, 2011

urban dictionary

the thing you use to find out the definition of a word

Person 1: Hey, did you see what i wrote on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: No, what word did you write about
Person 1: Peepeepoopoo!
Person 2: Hahahahaha

by Sudden. November 5, 2020

Urbanned

When your word on urban dictionary is so hot you have to click the I can’t decide button knowing that your internet connection is being monitored by yourself.

Some bloke created a word Jaifir on www.urbandictionary.com and Peter Pahblo has no choice but become urbanned.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Urban Dictionary writer

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion

Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Urban Itch

When you suddenly feel a compulsive need to add a definition to Urban Dictionary, usually after coining or re-defining a witty term or phrase.

Person 1: "So when I get disgusted and spit out my gum, I call it 'A case of the ickies'..."
Person 2: "Haha damn, we gotta share that with the world. I've got the Urban Itch."

by DukeT November 26, 2010