nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

Wing-Nut

A name for a male that after a series of unfortunate events has walked into a solid object making contact with his genitals and causing significant pain.

I seen William wing-nut himself while he was walking.

by Senior Pepe January 31, 2020

Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.

I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Butter Nut

When you nut in somebody's butter and cook with it to feed them

person A: mmmm I really like the salty taste whats in it.
Person B: a thing I made I call it butter nut

by xxxtesticlesxxxz July 11, 2019

Post nut consent

Post nut consent is Physical Consent after orgasm.

It went against my post nut consent when she kept going after I orgasmed

by Gemini67 November 17, 2025

Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.

"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."

by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022

kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick

kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours

by jink234 September 4, 2023