Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
Get the DC Red Line Steamer mug.John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
by thattransitguy June 13, 2021
Get the CTA Red Line mug.A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation
Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
Get the Red Bull mug.the best friend you could ever have. Reds are cool and funny and will always be there for you. if you're lucky enough to meet a red you will want to be besties for life because they are just awesome in every way
by asakusa kinnie June 16, 2021
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by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
Get the Red chair mug.by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
Get the Red chairing mug.Red-tagging is a term coined by "human rights" groups in the Philippines associated with militant leftist activists (who are obviously NOT communists!) for the purpose of downplaying their association with New People's Army and Communist Party of the Philippines (who are pariah rebels, but NOT communists!), fearing that people won't take them seriously if they get associated with them.
They try to avoid military intelligence watchful eyes as much as they can to save their asses while doing questionable stuffs like conforming to woke morals, posting on Twitter woke stuff, vandalizing public property, burning effigies, participating in rallies despite the pandemic to spread their viruses et cetera.
Most often, some of their hapless, allegedly "brainwashed" victims (college students but NOT communists) ends up getting killed in the mountains "for some unknown reason". Probably from campfire accidents, nobody knows exactly.
They sometimes try to camouflage themselves with a special plot device called "human rights" to avoid detention, while most forgot to do their "human rights" among the mass graves of their "purged" comrades in Leyte Island.
Their boss (Joma Sison) enjoys his vacation abroad (a.k.a. in "exile") on a capitalist country like Netherlands while his beloved comrades enjoy their "great mountain adventure" of studying different species of mosquitos and flies for their biology classes or "social immersions".
They try to avoid military intelligence watchful eyes as much as they can to save their asses while doing questionable stuffs like conforming to woke morals, posting on Twitter woke stuff, vandalizing public property, burning effigies, participating in rallies despite the pandemic to spread their viruses et cetera.
Most often, some of their hapless, allegedly "brainwashed" victims (college students but NOT communists) ends up getting killed in the mountains "for some unknown reason". Probably from campfire accidents, nobody knows exactly.
They sometimes try to camouflage themselves with a special plot device called "human rights" to avoid detention, while most forgot to do their "human rights" among the mass graves of their "purged" comrades in Leyte Island.
Their boss (Joma Sison) enjoys his vacation abroad (a.k.a. in "exile") on a capitalist country like Netherlands while his beloved comrades enjoy their "great mountain adventure" of studying different species of mosquitos and flies for their biology classes or "social immersions".
Me: Here are some cringy photos of people who are "prone" to being "red-tagged" (red-tagging) (they are NOT communists obviously, don't believe those stupid Fascists):
by yantokero May 14, 2021
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