Clocktower Kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see clocktower kid skipping through campus?

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Sephora kid

When a kid under the age of 13 uses a bunch of random skincare such as retinol, and niacinamide.

Random kid: MOM BUY ME ALL THE DRUNK ELEPHANT NOW!
Me: Shes such a Sephora kid..

by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024

dino kid

A dino kid is a kid who keeps their dinosaur phase into adulthood. So, even if their 30, they would probably have dinosaur themed rooms. Even a dinosaur themed toilet. They might do that, turn it into a career, or both.

Timmy: Mama, why is there a park made of dinosaurs called Jurassic Park?
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.

by Cypher Cyrus June 21, 2022

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems

Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid

by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022

Kid

Someone you disrespect

Shut up kid

by The truth_allday August 23, 2021