Kids

A large-spread disease that is commonly knows as Kids. Scientists are working on a cure to cure the world of the worse than cancer disease called Kids. They disguised Apple Juice and a certain type of candy called Kids Only Candy | Nine and down. Newborns are not affected, but toddlers are. So get ready for kidmageddon.

#kids can suck my penis

by @thottyrobber on twitter December 25, 2019

Lil baby kid

Someone who’s is being not only a baby, but also a kid, thus making a “Lil Baby Kid”

Stanley’s not answering his phone because he was napping, what a lil baby kid.

by Self Explanatory June 19, 2023

Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard

Look at that shovel kid over there..

by going to hell May 2, 2005

MacBook kid

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.

Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!

by Microboy2 November 21, 2024

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

Kids

Very unstable creatures that is a punishment for having sex..

Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*

by Psychzx September 24, 2021

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020