urban dicktionary

the common name for urban dictionary. because its a dick.

"urban dictionary sucks ass"
"haha you mean urban dicktionary"

by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews

They're fake.

Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what

by straell May 15, 2024

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

Urban Nine

Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep

Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me

by Urban Nine February 02, 2023

Ricky urban

The act of slobbering all over and downing snapples left and right while still maintaining consciousness even though u r in the verge of collapsing

He Ricky urbaned

by Jeff826373848 November 20, 2018

Urban pum

The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside

Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff

City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night

Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit

by Saucy 823 March 02, 2016