Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.

Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!

by Mdizzy July 5, 2012

cat

somthing cute and cuddly but also dangerous

this is my super fluffy cat!

by sus6 December 13, 2021

uwu cat

who even made this exist, im gomma kms!!!!!!!!!(/&%+^'+%%&/()=

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by neonpaer March 26, 2025