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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016
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Jack Bingle Day

Jack Bingle Day also known as 4/6 is a day to celebrate the most majestic, charismatic, beautiful man you’ve ever seen, THE JACK BINGLE
my friends and I are going to the annual Jack Bingle day party
by plum pudding October 24, 2025
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Jack Herman

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest
by The flour bomber September 23, 2021
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jack and smack

After pissing home of he jack and smack the road rage drive
by J.olson27 February 1, 2021
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Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."
by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022
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