When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.
by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014
Get the Monkey in the Spittlemug. This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it
“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns
by Titsmcgee47 March 15, 2025
Get the The Big Gorilla and Little Monkeymug. It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.
In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.
by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025
Get the Monkey Philosophymug. HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.
by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024
Get the HOT MONKEY YOGAmug. When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."
by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025
Get the Playing monkeymug. A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. basically a loose canon.
by McC1 March 30, 2025
Get the Arch Monkeysmug. A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
Get the Gut Monkeymug.