A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
by C L G July 04, 2021
Our peer’s test answers are slappin cheese.
The slapped cheese answer is on my paper.
Your Slapped cheese your answer is right.
The slapped cheese answer is on my paper.
Your Slapped cheese your answer is right.
by Am I slappin cheese? February 20, 2023
Hey john do you want a cheese negger
John: what’s that
Jim: it’s cheese and a nigger so you want one
John: hell yeah
John: what’s that
Jim: it’s cheese and a nigger so you want one
John: hell yeah
by Treder666 September 14, 2020
A blowjob that involves the shaft getting sucked with the continuous use of teeth involved. Up and down with TEETH.
by bro doe February 26, 2020
"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"
"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"
"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 06, 2024
by butt cheese 81 October 27, 2013