Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.

"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"

by 7003861311 May 29, 2021

Shiggle Nuts

To have sex with someone until you Cum and your nuts shake.

Oh, I have the shiggle nuts!

by SteveG75 November 12, 2020

stardusty nut

When you ejaculate stardust during sexual intercourse; especially with those named Erin

When I was fucking Ethan’s sister I had a stardusty nut

by Jdkdkskskddfkkfbsbskdkcjdnsksj October 2, 2017

Nut

A type of hard fruit used commonly in trail mixes. What did you think semen, get your head out of the gutter.

Nut is my favorite fruit

by swollen Penis May 25, 2020

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.

Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.

by tomtom117 April 15, 2022