Monkey

A male or female human being with the ears the size of a elephants

That guy is a monkey with that haircut

by Monkman625 February 19, 2023

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^

1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010

monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.

When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass

by that kid righht there August 6, 2006

Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

by sahmcclure January 10, 2010

Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019

Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded

Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over

by McC1 March 30, 2025