finger twins 

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.

Awwww look, finger twins!

finger twins by Loopy Lamb April 3, 2016

Finger Blaster Master 

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.

"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"

Finger Blaster Master by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016

fingercuffed 

When you get handcuffed by the Rodgers and they slip the cheeky finger up your backwards bottom

Had a mad one this weekend, ended up getting "fingercuffed" by the police,

fingercuffed by Ruairidh October 13, 2016

finger muppet 

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

finger muppet by LowHz September 11, 2016

Finger-Bum 

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.

"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum

Finger-Bum by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016

Finger Blending 

I. When you stick a finger in yours / someone else's asshole and twirl your finger

2. When you don't have a wisk and you mix everything with your finger

Guy: Oh man! We don't have any toys!

Guy 2: you know.. We could always try finger blending!

Finger Blending by The.Cooking.Show.2g1c. September 3, 2016

Finger Vomit 

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret

"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"

Finger Vomit by tomballsack August 31, 2016