2 definitions by Ruairidh

1
A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.
"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"
by Ruairidh May 27, 2008
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2
When you get handcuffed by the Rodgers and they slip the cheeky finger up your backwards bottom
Had a mad one this weekend, ended up getting "fingercuffed" by the police,
by Ruairidh January 29, 2016
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