Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019

cheese forkn rice

a cover up for jesus fucking christ, a saying for having a fork in your cheesey rice, a way like holy shit!

cheese forkn rice thats amazing

by fyulfyfk February 24, 2009

cheese

yummy yummy

give cheese

yes
eat
grind

by jo hn June 28, 2021

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

Cheese

1. A blocky smelly daily product made from milk to be used for food.
2. A saying when you take a picture and smile.
3. A mention that someone farted on the room.

I put cheese on my sandwich.
I had a grilled cheese for lunch.
Who cut the cheese?
Say cheese!
Cheese!!!

by Gaboose824 June 3, 2020