Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.

Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Nut

Semen

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"

by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you

Person 1: What's up

Person 2: Deez Nuts

by sad person 3 March 14, 2022

Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.

Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"

by H311o January 30, 2023

No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.

Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November

by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023