Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.

‘Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush

Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk

by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

no nut no jizzy

Another form of "no cap" also can be used as a greeting in Germany.

when used as a greeting, cocks must be held.

Bruno I haven't seen you in forever no nut no jizzy bro.

by Vapy February 5, 2024

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high

I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool

by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024