Fermented Monkey

To love Cocaine, Beer & online gaming

Our team mate is a fermented monkey

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.

Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey

by Strikle April 26, 2019

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019