Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.
by mochaface May 23, 2014

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

A person who is super lazy and sleeps til noon. They never want to go out and explore and would rather stay in and watch Netflix.
by Kmart4 November 16, 2018

The asshole ring
by Blacknight2-00 January 2, 2020

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.
by BrattyGinger13 October 2, 2020

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.
“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”
by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021
