Friend baiting

When an ugly person uses pictures with their hot friends on a dating app.

“No, you actually matched with the short redhead on the left, he was friend baiting you.”

by Kmartkhaleesi April 27, 2024

Friend whore

Steven Tyler pahl

Steven Tyler Pahl is only your friend when he needs something. He’s a friend whore

by DeBoTanK August 5, 2019

Friends

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.

I have a lot of friends...😭

by Obsecuresalad May 15, 2018

Sparkly friends

Friends who have had a romantic past and still emotionally care about each other and keep a friendship going. They take part in activities such as going to church and going on walks.

Owen and Mariyah and sparkly friends.

by Odeyyyyyy November 11, 2021

dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.

A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

Friend

A friend is someone who is there for you through the ups and downs. A friend comforts you when you're in need of comfort. A friend is someone that is special to you. A friend is a chosen family.

Person 1: Who is that girl who is so kind to you, she always has you back?
Person 2: She is my best friend.

by kjwoodsy04 April 9, 2019