Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Double Cheese

Having a man ejaculate while feeling him yoghurt

Jessica visited Joshua in hospital and decided to cheer him up to give him a double cheese while the nurses weren’t looking.

by Cheesecleavage March 3, 2026

Double barrel kiss

Kiss a shotgun and goodnight

“Dude I got drafted.” “Damn dude I guess the only option is a double barrel kiss”

by Staxey March 4, 2026

Double cap action

Showing both of your nuts/balls

I was bored so I gave my dog double cap action.

by Mrcaps March 4, 2026

Double logging

The act of defecation into a broken toilet where previous deposits have not been flushed away.

Dang. I really had to go, but the loo's broken. I had no choice except double logging.

by Bunnoe March 13, 2026

Double Standards Legality Bias

A specific form of Legality Bias where one applies the “law must change first” standard to one context but not another, revealing inconsistent commitments. For example, a Brazilian might argue that Tibet and Xinjiang should be independent because their legal status is contested, but oppose indigenous or quilombola land claims in Brazil on the grounds that “the law must change first.” The bias exposes that the appeal to law is not a principled stance but a tool to selectively defend or attack based on political alignment. It treats legality as absolute only when it serves a preferred outcome, and ignores it when it doesn’t.

Example: “He supported Kosovan independence but dismissed Catalan claims with ‘the law has to change first’—Double Standards Legality Bias, using legality as a selective shield.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Doublereality (Social Control Theory)

A condition where two conflicting realities coexist—one for the powerful, another for the governed—and both are treated as real. In social control theory, doublereality is produced by propaganda, selective enforcement, and institutional gaslighting. Those in power know the official reality is false; the public is forced to act as if it’s true. The result is a fractured world where no one fully trusts what they see.

Doublereality (Social Control Theory) Example: “In the authoritarian state, everyone knew the election results were fabricated, but they had to celebrate them publicly—doublereality, the official truth and the actual truth held simultaneously.”

by Abzugal March 27, 2026