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quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.
Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.
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missouri hot dog 

A girl takes a weiner inbetween her buttcrack and resembles a hot dog going into a bun, and she likes it. Another variation is the Chili Dog.
Ew, look at Doctor Phil, she just got hot dogged!

There's mustard on that dog!

chocolate hot dog 

pooping and then putting it on a bun and telling someone to eat it.
yum i love chocolate hot dogs! they taste so sweet
chocolate hot dog by eeea July 4, 2008
Totally not sexual. Honest.

To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.
I'm going to dog you tomorrow, Sam.

You dogged me with that report!
to dog by NTTTTT April 16, 2014

the hot dog trick 

The hot dog trick is when you're doing a girl doggy (Soprano style, from the back!) and you take your hog out and rest it gently between her ass checks. Then after a few seconds when she wonders what the hell is going on, she'll usually ask, "What the hell are you doing". You reply with a shrug of the shoulders, "The hot dog trick, duh."
Girl: "What the hell...? What are you doing?"

Me: "Duh... the hot dog trick."
the hot dog trick by Spanish Mike September 8, 2005

retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog
"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"
retarded dog by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005