chocolate hot dog

pooping and then putting it on a bun and telling someone to eat it.

yum i love chocolate hot dogs! they taste so sweet

by eeea July 4, 2008

to dog

Totally not sexual. Honest.

To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.

I'm going to dog you tomorrow, Sam.

You dogged me with that report!

by NTTTTT April 16, 2014

the hot dog trick

The hot dog trick is when you're doing a girl doggy (Soprano style, from the back!) and you take your hog out and rest it gently between her ass checks. Then after a few seconds when she wonders what the hell is going on, she'll usually ask, "What the hell are you doing". You reply with a shrug of the shoulders, "The hot dog trick, duh."

Girl: "What the hell...? What are you doing?"

Me: "Duh... the hot dog trick."

by Spanish Mike September 8, 2005

retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog

"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"

by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005

Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat

Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.

by CrankyCrank November 4, 2015

Salty Dog

When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.

I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!

by CaustiC July 24, 2005

space dog

A sexual act in which someone, male or female, defecates directly into a woman's vagina.

"Mr. Smith totally dropped a deuce into my cooter and it was one hot space dog!"

by LindsayLu August 3, 2006