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Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.
"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.
by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025
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Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.
It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.
by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025
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Double... Coalition Buster

Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!
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Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"

A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)

Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Double Butt

When someone with testicles tucks them between their legs, bends over, and then proudly displays it to an audience. Thus appears the double butt -- your regular butt and a smaller testicle butt.
"Dave, man, I finally saw that movie 'Alien' and the little mouth that comes out of the bigger mouth of the xenomorph reminded me of that time you dropped double butt on us."

"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."
by VodiakInterlock April 21, 2025
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Double Boiler

The act of two big bodied persons sandwiching a smaller person in between them for an uncomfortably long period of time to make the smaller person feel as if they are boiling to death.
Person 1: Hey man, how was the drive down here?

Person 2: Awful, I was stuck in a double boiler in the back seat the whole way.
by Greezymoney April 24, 2025
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Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids
Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.
by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026
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Evidence Double Standards

The hypocritical application of radically different levels of scrutiny and standards for accepting evidence based on whether the evidence supports or challenges one's preferred conclusion. Evidence for the favored view is accepted with minimal question, while evidence against it is subjected to impossible, moving-target demands for perfection.
Example: An activist accepts a single, methodologically shaky study showing benefits of their preferred policy as "proof," but demands five gold-standard, multi-decade, replicative studies before accepting any evidence of potential harms—a classic Evidence Double Standards maneuver.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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